Dear Seth,
We are pleased to provide your residence hall assignment, mailing address and telephone number, along with your roommate assignment for the fall semester.
Your room assignment is: Quads, Room 242 Honors 2, Phone (405) 487-2719
Your mailing address is: 347 Cate Ct Drive, Box 5184, Norman OK 73072
Your roommate is: Christopher J Greb
Chris eh. I hope he’s fun 
5:00 am
hmm… sounds like a mass murderer to me…
12:38 am
Would you care if I called you?
10:35 pm
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