The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
An xWorm Potato 43!

On the second day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the third day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the fourth day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the fifth day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
FIIIIIVE USELESS POOOOOOSTS!
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the sixth day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Six threats veiled thinly
FIIIIIVE USELESS POOOOOOSTS!
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the seventh day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Seven codes he’s ripping
Six threats veiled thinly
FIIIIIVE USELESS POOOOOOSTS!
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the eighth day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Eight times he’s lying
Seven codes he’s ripping
Six threats veiled thinly
FIIIIIVE USELESS POOOOOOSTS!
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the ninth day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Nine forums for “hacking”
Eight times he’s lying
Seven codes he’s ripping
Six threats veiled thinly
FIIIIIVE USELESS POOOOOOSTS!
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the tenth day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Ten ways for suspending
Nine forums for “hacking”
Eight times he’s lying
Seven codes he’s ripping
Six threats veiled thinly
FIIIIIVE USELESS POOOOOOSTS!
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the ‘leventh day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Eleven times he’s volunteering
Ten ways for suspending
Nine forums for “hacking”
Eight times he’s lying
Seven codes he’s ripping
Six threats veiled thinly
FIIIIIVE USELESS POOOOOOSTS!
Four sig stats he’s faking
Three fans a-whining
Two admin deletions
and an xWorm Potato 43!

On the twelfth day of Christmas Paul Ritter gave to me
Nothing. Because now he’s banned. The end :)

Dewdles by Sam