Ice Machines
Ice machines are totally magic. How do they work? There must be little gnomes inside filling up lots of trays with water that then freezes and then they pry out the cubes and dump them into your cup when you push the button. They’re fast little buggers, and so kind to live down in my basement and make ice late at night for me 
That is all.
1:29 am
hehe your a funny man seth
7:34 am
The difference is the fact that I have SEEN the gnomes. You just “know” that they’re in there…
8:02 am
You should really lay off the ’shrooms :p
12:02 pm
Of course, because there are some gnomes that live in them.
So…
DONT EAT THE GNOMES!
12:35 pm
Speaking of Ice Gnomes, my father used to be one back in ‘nam. One day he was making the ice like normal, but they didn’t call it ice back then, they called it freezer poo. So he was making freezer poo like normal, and some fbi agnent comes up to him, but they weren’t called fbi agents back then, they were called icers. So the icer goes up to him and tells him he isn’t a gnome, so he can’t make freezer poo. They weren’t called gnomes back then, they were called top hatigans. So my father, the top hatigan, told the icer that he loves freezer poo and will continue making it until he dies.
O.o
5:08 pm
…and you thought I was the one on the ’shrooms…
5:24 pm
Is it possible to…ahem…retract my previous statement?
7:00 pm
Theres on ’shrooms, and theres just plain wacko :p
7:33 pm
Been smoking something have you?
7:38 pm
No, I just finished watching an episode of simpsons where abe goes off on one of his rants…so obviously, the only sane thing to do would be to post a comment in a topic not related at all to what i mentioned in the first place.