LOL
Three Very Blonde Girls are walking on Walker-Adams Mall. One is carrying books; the other two are carrying a mattress in a peculiar fashion: they walk hunched over, their necks bent, supporting most of the mattress on their heads and shoulders.
VBG #1: Why are you girls carrying that mattress like that??
VBG #2: Because it’s totally ant-style!
5:51 pm
Oh goodness…It’s a wonder humans aren’t extinct by now. -_-