MySpace is the scourge of the Internet.
In my recent push to optimize the bandwidth-sucking on my site, I went through my access logs to try to rip out the hotlinkers. Some of the files that were in my top bandwidth users didn’t seem like they should be getting used that often! Most notably… my prom pictures?!?
So I fired up the log viewer; here are some excerpts:
71.48.106.151 - - [05/Mar/2006:18:08:51 -0500] “GET /photos/2005%20Prom%20with%20Kristen/prom.jpg HTTP/1.1″ 200 61706 “http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2376569″ “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)” “-”This continued for pages. Dozens of people on MySpace hotlinking to my prom pictures! I couldn’t really even figure out why… comments ranged from “{naked Barbie picture} + {my prom picture} = happy” to “Look at this prom picture of me! {my prom picture}”.
68.47.34.249 - - [05/Mar/2006:20:36:14 -0500] “GET /photos/2005%20Prom%20with%20Kristen/dance.jpg HTTP/1.1″ 200 71466 “http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=20532237″ “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; (R1 1.5); .NET CLR 1.1.4322)” “-”
Obviously, it’s because Kristen is gorgeous and all the little MySpace peons wanted to pretend that they looked like her / dated her. But don’t hotlink her! I did notice that I’m on the first page of Google Image Search for ‘prom’. I guess that’s partially the culprit.
I started off by just blocking the three or four worst-offending sites. MySpace, some photo-sharing site, and a couple foreign sites. The prom picture alone pulled over 300MB of bandwidth by itself, and Cao pulled another couple hundred. Rawr
The point of this article, however, is that MySpace is a poster child for an unwholesome trend on the Internet: the empowerment of the MSN Messenger individual. Such a person was previously relegated to sending ‘lolz’ to all their friends and changing their display name every 10 minutes… to finding new ways to destroy the English language and simultaneously ensuring that no message ever fell below the 90% smiley concentration. However, with things like MySpace, FaceBook, and Bebo, those individuals, who previously had no reason to venture past their Flash games websites, are now unleashed onto the Internet proper, wreaking havoc as they go. Hotlinking is only a symptom; they simply have no clue how to conduct themselves on an Internet far bigger than anything they have seen before.
This is the very reason tech support at ZetaBoards is rather intimidating sometimes. People simply have no clue regarding basic principles and concepts of the Internet, if it does not directly apply to them. They don’t understand why glow codes don’t work in “the crappy foxfire browser”. They don’t care about things like bandwidth. They’ve never had to develop a website that works in Internet Explorer. Laziness leads to a lack of understanding.
Perhaps the Internet should be made harder, not easier, to use… let’s go back to Web 1.0 ![]()
5:48 pm
I hate myspace. It’s insane. People get so caught up in it thats all they do. Not to mention all the widely viewable personal information that people so freely put on there. Whoever created myspace should be spanked and have his birthday taken away!
5:50 pm
Right on, Seth.
/me has disabled hotlinking en masse anyway.
6:47 pm
Don’t tar everyone with the same brush.
I use Bebo, mainly because I went to school so far away and it is one of the only means of contact I have with old school friends. Yes I hate aspects of it, the “send this on 10 times or you’ll die” emails ect but in a way its just like a big forum to me.
I only add “friends” who are people I have actually met and would talk to in everyday life.
I do hate people who have 10 zillion friends and know only 5 of those people.
/rant
6:54 pm
Myspace teh bleh.
That sums my feelings about Myspace,in 1 simple sentence most can understand.
Once, on my old, old blog, I posted about my 17th birthday. Upon checking my list of people linking to me, I actually had pages of links to dating sites. In each of them, people were like,
“yo, i’m 17, herz mah blog. read n’ chill”
It scares me. But at least I’m not in your situation.
6:58 pm
Over in CT, the state has basically launched a campaign against myspace. Personally I don’t see what attracts these people. Most of my friend’s have one, they don’t use the blog, the just use it as a webpage. There are better ways then myspace, in my opinion.
12:31 am
Please tell me you’re serving up a really nice replacement image in its place
2:49 am
http://www.pete.idiofx.com/blog/?p=10
http://www.pete.idiofx.com/blog/?p=11
Heh, I made this rant first. I win.
8:58 am
I was going to, but I decided I liked the bandwidth savings more. I may create a little 1K animated flashing seizure GIF, though…
9:46 am
Seizure inducing animation reminds me of MySpace.
My housemates are addicts. They sit there for hours and hours commenting on profiles and going “oooh” and some HORRIBLY skinned layouts… eww.
The first time I heard from a friend of mine in about 2 months was because she was telling me she had added me to MySpace. I didn’t even know I had one. Turns out, someone had actually MADE one for me.
The layout scares me. The “I’m looking for wuv!2″ people scare me… the music that blares out at you when you view a profile scares me. Basically MySpace scares me.
Then there are the “Join me on Bebo” emails. Urgh.
My bandwidth on my blog is through the roof, I have no idea why
11:18 am
I’ve never even been to MySpace before (well, not much, perhaps twice, for two minutes at most, and then I followed a link there). Neither do I want to, it sounds awful >_<
5:10 pm
I nuked some more hotlinkers today. But now, as Chris suggested, I’m replacing them with a nice image! It’s only 9KB, so not too bad.
See if you can spot the hotlinkers!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2376569
http://forums.astel.be/showthread.php?t=49105
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=25080350
6:45 pm
I have a MySpace page and I hate it. The only reason I keep it is to keep up with my high school friends.
And to top off my hatred, this morning I had a message on MySpace from some girl who said she was speaking on behalf of some girl who had a huge crush on me. Its gotta be fake.
7:34 pm
I agreed with a lot of what you said. Those little n00bs have been unleashed upon the internet with all their “INTENRET EXPLOR IS TEH BESsTeST! LOL!O!L!O!LO!!L!O!L!O!L!OL”
and MySpace sucks too. It’s basically a sexual predator’s one stop shopping.
8:47 pm
I have a profile, but it’s used so that I can keep in touch with old friends I don’t see much anymore, and because some friends that I do see pressured me into it.
2:57 am
I can’t stand Myspace. My friend got one, he’s always pressuring me to get one, somehow I don’t think thats going to happen. :p
Oh, btw, i’m a big fan of that animation people are hotlinking too.
1:18 pm
LOL!
Seth that is so cruel… yet so cool XD
*blinks*
3:46 pm
I’ve been blinded!!!!!
Nice work Seth!
I can still see the flashing!
5:39 pm
I like that, is it British?
But of course you’re right. Not everyone who uses MySpace acts that way, just as all hotlinkers do not use MySpace.
But who said I accept onus probandi, I just write the stuff
6:53 pm
My eyes, they burn with anti-myspace delight.
But at least they aren’t as crazy with xanga anymore. I remember the days were people were like, “OMG WATS UR XANGA?”. I can’t stand 2 website names blurted out every 5 seconds on the street.
9:30 pm
Note to self: Upload Seth’s prom pictures to flickr to keep the dream alive for those lonely little myspace denizens who would like to steal his identity.
There, bandwidth problem solved.
1:00 am
Another:
http://fr.forums.audiofanzine.com/apprendre/mailing_forums/index,idtopic,158322,forum,efficacite-du-travail-de-sa-voix-a-faible-volume-quot-piano-quot.html
These people are using my senior pictures as illustrations of “playing piano on the street”.
I’ll use them as an illustration of “death by seizure”.
7:03 am
Your an evil, evil man, Seth.
I love it.
This page has a scrollbar at the bottom, I hate it.
(Reason: The link in your last comment)
Oh, and is that picture really 9KB?
Seems like it could be less to me. :\
12:59 pm
Hey Seth. I saw your mom the other day and she told me about our prom pic being on the front page. I googled it, and sure enough, there it was. That’s so crazy! Those little identity theives deserve nothing less than execution by a man with a unibrow!
1:10 pm
An unibrow? That’s way harsh, my friend! You have no mercy
8:56 pm
Make it so hotlinks get a picture guaranteed to gross them out. Tubgirl Goatse Ect. this would stop all hotlinking. Just don’t do it on websites I visit (please get Myspace banned at my school please, it is annoying when people go to pages that have loud music.)
Though your seizure seems nicer.
5:34 pm
That is mean. Could I save that image and use it for my site? I won’t hotlink it…
I know I’m slow,
9:36 pm
its not actually that bad… as long as u dont post personal information it can be a fun, safe and easy place to meet people…
10:12 pm
Idiotic stupid *beep =P* wierdos. I’ve been to some MySpaces. Annoying crazy monkey eating beats; atleast 30 second load time with DSL, loud “music” (like people recordings of people screaming “Yo ima ganksta yo fo sjo yo!!!11″), flashy cursor follower thingys, and so on.
I think you should add monkey pr0n for the hotlinkers. :r …
Seems fair to me.