Cheetah

This was quite possibly the funniest thing of the week.

I’m on rounds tonight and so had to go into the office at 10:00 p.m. I was hungry but hadn’t eaten yet. Sam called and asked if she could bring me food. I made my order, and asked her to call when she was getting close. When she called, I popped outside the office and exchanged the bag of food, then walked back in. I was gone about a minute.

Everyone freaks out. “Dude! You’re like a cheetah or something! No way! How did you get over there so fast!” (Cate Center is about two blocks away.)

I just smiled inscrutably and wandered off to the back room to work on my logic homework. I win.

Thanks Sam.

For your edification:
ImpI(
ImpE(
ImpE(
Assume( A ),
Assume( A `Imp` B )
)
B,
ImpE(
Assume( A ),
Assume( A `Imp` Not( B ) )
)
( Not( B ) )
)
FALSE
)
( Not( A ) )

Dewdles by Sam