Hit Squad

Sam has always told me that if I ever dated someone that was not nice / made me sad, then she would hunt this girl down and beat her up. Today McKinzie informed me that if I did not marry someone that was “adorable and perfect”, for example, if I married “a gold digger”, that she and Simone would hunt this girl down and kill her. A hit squad, I has it.

I love my friends.

Dewdles by Sam