Cute but deadly
I got out of my PChem final this morning and found Caitlin waiting for me. “How are you doing this morning?” I asked. “I fed the squirrels!” she proudly replied. I saw a couple scratches on her cheek and jokingly asked “Did the squirrels scratch your face?”
Oops. Yes they did.
Apparently she was feeding a runty squirrel when a big mean fat squirrel decided that it deserved the food more than the itty bitty one. So it gave the little one a smack and hit it hard enough to knock it into her face, where it scrabbled around a little bit before escaping. Don’t feed the squirrels!
Those battle wounds are worth the cause of feeding the poor little runty ones. Giant says, “feed more squirrels”!
That’s just an excuse to invent some sort of evil atomic-powered squirrel feeding device.
Oh yes.
Muwahahahaha.
Fatz is a demon squirrel.